Saturday 23 July 2011

SCORPIO SWEETNESS

Hello people. i was born on november first....hence am a scorpio. A Scorpio is one of the most complicated signs in the Zodiac. Born between 23rd October and 21st November, these people are intelligent, passionate but also possessive and sometimes vindictive. Here is what you can look forward to if you are dating a Scorpio woman.
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The most noticeable aspect of a Scorpio is perhaps their intense natures and your girlfriend may be no different. A Scorpio woman is likely to be passionate in her emotions, loving and hating to the extreme. She would detest doing anything by half measures – she would either have all of an experience or nothing of it. She is likely to pour her entire self into the relationship and would expect no less from her partner. Which is why, a Scorpio woman makes one of the most passionate of lovers and a romantic relationship with her is one breathless experience after another. At the same time, once she changes partners, she will have nothing to do with an ex. You cannot be a former lover of a Scorpio and continue to be friends even after the relationship is over. For Scorpios, love is an all-or-nothing affair. A love life perpetually lived in the high key is not one for the faint-hearted but after experiencing its wild and hypnotic attraction, a man is unlikely to be happy with anything less.
Physical intimacy is an important part of a romantic relationship with Scorpios. For a woman who feels as strongly as she does, it is only natural that her emotions will find expression in physical passion too. Sex is likely to be wild and fun with your Scorpio girlfriend and she may even surprise you with an experimental move or two. But before that you need to gain her trust and that is not something to be taken lightly in a Scorpio.
Curiously, the tendency to give way to intense passions makes a Scorpio quite secretive too. This is in fact a survival tactic since wearing one’s on the sleeve all the time is akin to inviting disappointment and disaster. So you may find your Scorpio date quite reserved and cautious on the first couple of meetings. But don’t be taken by appearances since beneath that cool and collected exterior, she may be capable of experiencing tumultuous emotions and intense passions. More importantly however the quiet façade enables a Scorpio to judge the person before her with an amazing acuity. In fact Scorpios have an uncanny knack of looking straight into the heart of people and learning the truth about them. It is perhaps this curious ability which has lent shades of the psychic and occult to the bearers of the sign and particularly its women.  So if you are keen on making a good impression on your Scorpio girlfriend, your best bet is to be honest about yourself, since she may be able to look through deception and if there is one thing that Scorpios hate with all their hearts it is deceit and dishonesty.
Like everything else, a Scorpio tends to take his or her love life very seriously. While other women may date to have an active social life, for your Scorpio girlfriend it may be part of looking for a soul-mate, a love which is truly transcendental. And once found, she is unlikely to let it get away in a hurry. This tendency to hold on fiercely to their partners makes Scorpio lovers slightly possessive. Even though in the early stages of a relationship it may be flattering to think that someone needs you so much, later on the whole thing may begin to feel uncomfortable and even obsessive. For men who like their own emotional and physical space, the overwhelming attachment of a Scorpio woman may even lead to a feeling of claustrophobia and of being tied down.
Interestingly however, not all Scorpio women make jealous partners. For a temperament that is essentially possessive, one would expect a Scorpio girlfriend to go ballistic if you made so much as eye contact with another comely woman. However the strength of character and immense self-confidence of Scorpios makes them unlikely to be shaken by minor irritants. It is only when thought crosses over to action, then you had better watch out.
Watch out, because a Scorpio neither forgives nor forgets. Betraying a partner’s love and trust is the worst mistake you can make in a relationship with a Scorpio. This is because of the legendary instinct for revenge in a Scorpio. Not surprising since the Zodiac is symbolized by the Scorpion, a creature which bears a deadly sting in its tail. Like its symbol, a Scorpio will never forget a hurt and sooner or later will pay back in her own coin. So if you are a guy who has a Scorpio girlfriend and still meets up with his ex-flames over lunch dates, either you have a curious way of getting your emotional highs or simply like to live dangerously.
Scorpios are famous for their courage and tenacity and are thus useful people to have around in case of an emergency. They are not afraid to take up a task, no matter how impossible it may seem, and will see it through till the end. In keeping with their fixed sign, they are also extremely determined and will not opt out of a course, come what may. So if you are looking for a long term partner who will stand by you through the ups and downs of life and give you a hand in weathering all kinds of crises, a Scorpio is the woman for you.
Intense, complicated and unpredictable – a Scorpio woman revels in all these qualities. Most of all she likes being in control of her own destiny and of her relationship. She is unapologetic about her own powerful persona and in fact is attracted to the same kind of self-assurance and magnetism in others. A Scorpio woman is in search of a man who is confident and strong enough to take her for what she is and expects nothing less.

10 Signs That Tell you a Man is Serious About you

kenyan culture has often labelled the woman as the more complex partner. References are often made about how it is difficult to understand what’s on a woman’s mind. This may be true when it comes to deciding on what she wants on her birthday or if she really is alright with you going out to get drunk with male friends. But the truth of the matter is that by and large, most women are open about a relationship and its future. They’re always open to discussions and find it easier to talk about their feelings. Unfortunately, most men, however serious, are at the other end of the spectrum and not as transparent about their feelings and intentions. So how do you tell if the man is truly serious about you? Fortunately, there are certain signs that could be used to decode the man’s behaviour.


1. He doesn’t play mind games with you
If he says he will drop in to see you, he does. When he makes plans with you for the weekend, he sticks to them. He doesn’t torment you by saying one thing and doing something else. He’s not cold one instant and warm and affectionate the other. If his ex-girlfriend calls him, he tells you about it for the sake of honesty and not in a way that makes you uncomfortable. When a man plays mind games, it’s typically because he doesn’t really care, or because the relationship is casual for him. If your man makes a special effort to be honest and open, that’s a sign of his commitment to the relationship.

2. He wants to know things about you
And it’s not just the regular stuff like “What are your hopes and dreams?” or, “What inspires you to paint?” or “What’s your favourite rock band?” He asks you questions about your childhood, your job, parents, etc. He wants to know what it was like to be the elder sister or, he always asks you how you cope with your long stressful work hours. He is genuinely concerned about your career and asks you about your plans. Even the best actor cannot feign an interest in mundane details such as, “What time did you wake up today?”. or “Did you get enough sleep last night?” If he’s serious about you, he will find all the mundane details interesting.

3. He calls you multiple times everyday
He calls you sometimes for no reason. Even if you’ve met at a coffee shop an hour ago, he calls you after he reaches home, or from the elevator. This behaviour is typically displayed in the first few weeks of the relationship, when everything is new and exciting. However, when you realize that he still calls you just to hear your voice and it’s been about a year since you started going out, you should know that he’s serious about you.


4. If he’s always punctual...
If he’s always punctual, he’s definitely into you. When a man is serious about his girlfriend, he will ensure that she doesn’t have to wait for an hour at the bus stop. He says he will pick you up for dinner and 8 p.m. and calls around 7.55 p.m. to tell you he’s stuck in traffic and will be 15 minutes late, he’s respectful of your feelings. He won’t ever have you hanging around the park for half an hour before he shows up. Most girls constantly find themselves waiting for their boyfriend’s phone call, or for him to pick them up. If you don’t find yourself in that position, you’ve got yourself a winner. 
 
5. When he listens to you talk
Several girls complain that they can’t talk to their boyfriends and that they just don’t listen. When you spend time with him, he really listens to you. He’s all ears about your problems at work. On the train, he’s not distracted by fellow passengers, but is listening to you intently. You have long chats on the phone where he hangs on to every word you say. You find yourself telling him things that you’ve never told any boyfriend before. He’s not constantly checking his cell phone for messages, when you talk about the day. If your man remembers that it’s your aunt’s birthday in a couple of weeks, just because you mentioned it in passing, understand that he’s listening to every word you’re saying.
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6. When he wants to date you exclusively
You’re his steady girlfriend and he makes sure everyone knows it. He is faithful and expects fidelity from you too. He has had the conversation about being exclusive with you. He makes sure everyone knows that he’s your boyfriend, not only because he doesn’t want random men hitting on you, but because he wants to send a clear signal to all the girls that he’s taken. This is a big step and you should appreciate him for this.


7. He’s transparent about his routine
You know his routine and what his day holds for him, not because you’re a tyrant but because he volunteers this information. You know he’s in the gym in the morning and reaches work at 10 a.m., after making a quick dash to a coffee shop. You know that if he doesn’t take your call in the afternoon, he’s probably in a meeting or in the loo. If he’s missing for a couple of hours, there’s always an explanation that’s credible. You have never wondered, “What could he possibly be doing now?” or “Why hasn’t he called me?”.


8. He introduces you to his friends
He is keen that you meet his friends and not only because he wants to show off what a knockout you are, but because he’s so in love with you. He wants his friends to know you and like you. He wants you to get comfortable with them, because this paves the way for your initiation in the group. He makes an effort to be nice to your friends for the same reasons. He wants you to meet his family. This move is not to be underestimated at all. If there’s one thing common in men across continents, it’s the fact that they only take the girl home, if they’re taking the relationship to the next level.


9. He asks for your opinion and respects it
He wants you to accompany him while he shops for clothes, because he trusts your choice. When he’s confused about his career, he talks to you and listens patiently to what you have to say. He discusses things with you to seek your opinion.

10. He’s always there when you need him
He may be foul tempered and may say hurtful things from time to time, but he's always there when you need him. When your uncle passed away, he was there to hold your hand. When you lost a job, he took you out for ice cream and reassured you. He may have his faults, but if he really cares for you, he will always try to protect you. If a bitchy girlfriend keeps picking on you, he calls her bluff and shuts her up. If he genuinely worries about you because you have cramps during that time of the month, he’s definitely serious about you.

KENYANS VOTED UGLIEST IN AFRICA!!!"

Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa.
With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa
Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last
position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.


It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by Rwanda,
followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three
positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.




The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyu
women and Luo men pose the most weird features, and Luhyas are the most
weirdest creatures on earth. (Ouch!!!)


 Read this:


"Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a
little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them
look like inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside
down. A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.




Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features…say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.


Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk
leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."


"Those from Kisii Districts are small people; the average Kenyan man will
stop growing at 5'2"...5'4" tops.


Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in
their Luhya counterparts."


He goes on to describe Kalenjins as "Funny little pitch black emaciated
fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they'll remain in
Europe, their features never improve".


"Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms". While occupants at
the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like a widescreen
telly, especially taitas, and durumas"


Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and
big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like
those of animals.


"Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming" The writer says. "The
women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them up.
The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black back".
As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired, "there's too
much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and Kikuyus".
While Luos were pointed out to be suffering from chronic 'braggartitis'.


The research funded by the institute of Primate Research at the
Universityof St.
Kenkley, also
noted that Kenyan men are very marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and
parts of the Gauteng region. Reason, they are big, hopeless spenders. Moral
lesson, "Be careful dating a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador
Kinya, complained of biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all
around Africa.