KENYANS VOTED UGLIEST IN AFRICA!!!"

Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa.
With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa
Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last
position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.


It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by Rwanda,
followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three
positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.




The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyu
women and Luo men pose the most weird features, and Luhyas are the most
weirdest creatures on earth. (Ouch!!!)


 Read this:


"Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a
little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them
look like inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside
down. A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.




Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features…say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.


Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk
leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."


"Those from Kisii Districts are small people; the average Kenyan man will
stop growing at 5'2"...5'4" tops.


Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in
their Luhya counterparts."


He goes on to describe Kalenjins as "Funny little pitch black emaciated
fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they'll remain in
Europe, their features never improve".


"Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms". While occupants at
the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like a widescreen
telly, especially taitas, and durumas"


Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and
big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like
those of animals.


"Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming" The writer says. "The
women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them up.
The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black back".
As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired, "there's too
much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and Kikuyus".
While Luos were pointed out to be suffering from chronic 'braggartitis'.


The research funded by the institute of Primate Research at the
Universityof St.
Kenkley, also
noted that Kenyan men are very marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and
parts of the Gauteng region. Reason, they are big, hopeless spenders. Moral
lesson, "Be careful dating a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador
Kinya, complained of biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all
around Africa.