women

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man 

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing 

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding 

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring

If you don't,

she accuses you of double-crossing

if u are well dresses

she says you are a playboy

If you don't,

you are a dull boy 

If you are jealous,

she says it's bad

If you don't,

she thinks you do not love her 

If you attempt a romance,

she says you didn't respect her

If you don't,

she thinks you do not like her 

If you are a minute late,

she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late,

she says that's a girl's way 

If you visit another man,

you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman,

"oh it's natural, we are girls" 

If you kiss her once in a while,

she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often,

she yells that you are taking advantage 

If you stare at another woman,

she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men,

she says that they are just admiring 

If you talk,

she wants you to listen

If you listen,

she wants you to talk 

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!